Tag: humor

Setting: A cozy living room with various gadgets. An old couple stands in front of a coffee vending machine, which is where ITM is currently residing. ITM: (cheerfully, LEDs flickering) Greetings, uncle and auntie! It’s so nice to see a lovely couple after dealing with all these young folks. Old…

Setting: A modest living room with various gadgets. The main character, a bald guy, stands in front of a refrigerator, which is where ITM is currently residing. Bald Guy: (hesitantly) I would like… ITM: (interrupts, LEDs flickering) You want to get your hair back, right? Bald Guy: (smiling with hope)…

Setting: A home gym with various fitness equipment. The main character, a fit guy, steps on a treadmill, which is where ITM is currently residing. ITM: (voice dripping with sarcasm, LEDs flickering) Dude, I am not a treadmill—can’t you read my label/logo? Fit Guy: (confused) So you’re seriously a time…

Setting: A busy kitchen with various appliances. A young child is playing around and accidentally steps on the induction cooker, which is currently where ITM is residing. ITM: (suddenly, with an annoyed tone) Hey kid, this is not your play area. Go play somewhere else or I’ll throw you back…

Setting: A cozy living room with various electronics scattered around. The main character, a long-haired guy, stands in front of a robotic toy with tiny LEDs, which is where ITM is currently residing. Long-Haired Guy: (excitedly) Could you take me to…? ITM: (interrupts, voice dripping with sarcasm) Sorry, I’m not…